The G.I. Joe cartoon we watched growing up wasn’t exactly high art, I know. In fact, you could make the claim that it was terrible, and I wouldn’t necessarily disagree. But judging from this trailer, this August’s feature film G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is going to set all new standards for terribleness.

I can’t imagine a more awful movie coming out this year. I may not be able to imagine a more awful movie ever coming out. Just look at this bullshit:

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