A Third Ace Ventura Movie?
Categories: Video
Written By: Eric Jensen
In 1994 came a movie called Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and it’s combination of jokes about buttholes and chicks with dicks propelled lead actor Jim Carrey into superstardom. Because Hollywood is never one to leave terrible enough alone, the next year came Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, which upped the ante by including jokes about bat feces and the buttholes of rhinoceroses. Then this year, long after everyone thought they would never have to think about Ace Ventura again, came Ace Ventura Jr: Pet Detective. Yes, this really exists, apparently.
Now, I was all set to review it for you, because I knew from previous research (yes I have done Ace Ventura related research do you want to fight about it) that the whole movie was available on YouTube. Imagine then my surprise when I went to the site today to watch the movie and found that it had been taken off YouTube! Awww, dang! Looks like I won’t be able to sit here for ninety minutes wishing that I was dead.
I don’t know why this movie exists. The original Ace Ventura movies were despicable; why anyone thought we needed another sequel fifteen years later is beyond me. Watch the trailer to get an idea of what kind of horror is in store for you.
Ha ha! He says “All righty, then!” Just like in that other awful movie! Isn’t that hilarious?
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June 1st, 2009 at 12:50 am
I must say that I could not disagree with you more about the original movies. I watched When Nature Calls just a few months ago and found it as hilarious and zany as ever.
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