So, actor Wesley Snipes has been sentenced to three years in jail for tax evasion. Sometimes when you’re busy making movies, things get a little hectic; I can see how you could forget to pay millions of dollars in income taxes over a period of several years.

But seriously, tax evasion is such a lame crime for Wesley Snipes to be jailed for. Here are some better ideas.

Aggravated Bad-Assery
Possesion of Coolness with Intent to Be Hip
Jaywalking While Daywalking

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