Ninja Turtles in 2011!
Categories: News
Written By: Eric Jensen
That’s right, Ninja Turtles in 2011. No combination of words could make me happier than that, unless it was “Ninja Turtles in 2012″ and it was printed on a political yard sign.
But yeah, it turns out there’s gonna be a new live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles adventure coming in 2011. I’m a dude who grew up crazynuts for the Turtles. The 1990 movie was probably the first flick I was ever excited to go see during the pre-release buildup. (Gremlins 2 came out in 1990, too! What a banner year for a five-year-old movie guy!) And I may be the only person in the Milky Way galaxy who thoroughly enjoyed 2007’s TMNT. I can still remember all the words to the Partnerz in Kryme rap that plays over the end credits of the first movie. So what I’m saying is, I can’t effin’ wait for this new Turtles movie.
I finally made it through Star Trek and thought I wouldn’t be called upon to become a gushing fanboy idiot about a movie for a long time. After all, Lord of the Rings is long over and so, mercifully, are Star Wars and Indiana Jones. Two out of the last three James Bond movies were total steaming turds, so I’m done worrying about those. Star Trek was good but not great, so I won’t be bouncing off the walls for sequels. And the right around the corner Terminator flick, while appealing to me, isn’t making me into a slavering moron. So I really assumed I was done getting uber-exicted about hyped-up movies for the rest of my life.
Then along came the announcement of a new Ninja Turtles movie, and I realized that I will never be done. I’ll always get excited like this because I have the emotional and intellecutal maturity of a nine-year-old, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
So what I’m saying is, get ready for two solid years of retarded posts about reptiles that say “tubular” and their various disembodied brain / cajun crocodile / robot nemeses.
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