Uruguayan Trekkies have much to cheer about, as Broad Front candidate José Mujica handily defeated his opponent to win the country’s Presidential election.

What does that have to do with Star Trek, you might ask. Just take a look.

• Beaming up
• Miracle worker

José Mujica, Cons:

• Will be forced to spend over seven decades trapped in a transporter beam until rescued by the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D
• Cannae change the laws o’ physics

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