Apr 25, 2009
Bea Arthur Died and That is Bullshit
Categories: News
Written By: Eric Jensen
Can you believe that friggin’ Bea Arthur died? She was only eighty-six years young! I am as torn up about this as I have ever been about any event in history.
Do I love The Golden Girls? Will I be watching every single episode of The Golden Girls to honor her memory? The answer to both of those questions is a big-time yes.
One time she was on Futurama! And she’s in History of the World, Part One (she says a swear!). Bea Arthur was a freaking comic genius, and I don’t see much purpose in continuing to live in a Bea Arthurless world.
For some Melted Reel Bea Arthur action, you can read about her appearance in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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July 12th, 2009 at 3:48 am
You are a jerk she was a nice lady unlike you
July 12th, 2009 at 4:03 am
I Dot Like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO Die BUTT HOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
July 12th, 2009 at 4:07 am
GO MAKE FUN OF YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 22nd, 2011 at 1:19 am
All this sucks. The picture is a shame. And for all this shame on you!
August 28th, 2011 at 1:00 am
Bea Arthur was a wonderufl person and shame on you for that picture!