Via Gawker, Empire Magazine’s review of the new Transformers travesty contains a small nugget of truly cringe-worthy camp from the king of things that suck, Michael Bay:

 A notable moment occurs during the dementedly frenetic final act of Transformers 2. A robot-on-robot fracas is unfolding around Egypt’s Giza Necropolis, with Devastator, an especially massive mechanoid comprised of several construction vehicles, set on clawing its way to the peak of a pyramid. As it lumbers up the dusty colossus, a shot tilts up to its mid-section, revealing two wrecking balls dangling down. Yes, Michael Bay, the man who brought us cyber-micturition in this movie’s predecessor, has one-upped himself: Decepticon testicles.

I have no comment except to say that  1) Knowing Michael Bay, why does this surprise anyone?  And 2) Knowing Michael Bay, I’m sure there is also a Robot Penis that the reviewer missed while he was busy being shocked by the Robot Balls.

(Robot Balls Hat Tip:  Videogum)

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