Well, today’s the busiest shopping day of the year, it is. And I’ll certainly be a part of the mad rushing hither and thither to get a jump on the Christmas season. I’ve got quite a list of people to shop for this year, so I need to get a good start. Here’s my shopping list for the holidays.

1. Alvin - Hula hoop
2. Bart - Bonestorm
3. Susan - House
4. Freddy - Tie
5. Tom H. - Reynolds pen
6. Tom P. – Chuck Berry Songbook
7. Lucy - Real estate
8. Ralphie - BB gun
9. Billy - Mogwai
10. Oswald - Parents
11. Bonnie - Hopalong boots
12. Ben - Pistol that shoots
13. Janice & Jen - Dolls that’ll talk and go for a walk
14. Gayla - Hippopotamus
15. Hermey - Dentistry for Dummies

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