One of my favorite pastimes is a little thing called The Cooter Game. It’s similar to the Star Wars/pants thing that was all the rage on the internet for about ten seconds ten years ago.

What you do is, you take the title of a movie and you replace a key word with the word “cooter” for hilarious effect. It can keep me occupied for hours! It’s funny because it’s about vaginas!

Here are a few of my personal favorites.

Dude, Where’s My Cooter?
The Hunt for Red Cooter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cooters
The Cooter from the Black Lagoon
Big Cooter in Little China
Two Cooters for Sister Sara
A Fistful of Cooters
It’s a Wonderful Cooter

Now you’ve got something to do on your next lengthy car trip.

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