You know what I think is the best scene in Jurassic Park? Here’s the transcript.

GRANT: Smug smirk!
MALCOM: Mumblemumblemumble.
GRANT: Smirk?
TIM: Whine! Whine whine? Whine.
LEX: Dr. Grant! Pule!
MALCOM: Ha ha! Mumblemumble…uh…mumble.

Aaaaaaand…scene.

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