I am extremely proud to present to you today an exclusive excerpt from an upcoming novel sure to take the publishing world by storm. I can’t wait to read the book in its entirety; what’s been provided has proved exciting indeed! So, without further ado, I give you an excerpt from The Cum of All Fears: An Erotic Thriller by Tom Clancy.

Tatyana Kirokov looked at her naked body in the mirror. She knew it was an impressive one. Only the month before she’d been the star model in a Playboy expose showcasing beautiful Soviet defectors—Miss Red October, they’d called her. She took the title gladly.

Observing her own naked form was enough to arouse even herself; casting one last glance at her reflection, she made her way to her canopied bed. As she lay down, she brought an unmarked container out from under the bed and took out her newest acquisition, the AE3X-DILDO (Deep Insertion/Labial Diddling Object). She’d always been a sucker for new technology and this machine was state of the art. The tool measured 17.5 inches from stem to stern and some 5.75 across the beam. Powered by two D-Cell batteries, it had been specially rigged to vibrate at a resonant frequency aimed a maximum stimulation. Two small intake ports on either side near the base allowed for a unique air-flow system that allowed the DILDO to operate at a silent running, virtually undetectable to all but the most astute of sonar operators. The toy’s designer at CrotchTech Enterprises in Baltimore had won an award and received a promotion, both of which he accepted with immeasurable pride.

As she let the machine begin to do its work—new advancements in AI and automation enabled the AE3X to work virtually unaided, leaving Tatyana’s hands free to explore other avenues and points of ingress—she half sighed, half moaned with mounting pleasure. The week before had been a bad one; Operation RED STORM had taken a lot out of her and left her in a situation far too messy to utilize any of her favorite toys. Using the AE3X now was like reuiniting with an old comrade after an unbearably long separation. The week without it had left her hungry for its action, and Tatyana was quickly reaching new plateaus of ecstasy.

Tatyana was brimming with excitement now; so much so that she had no need for the ration of LUBE (Lewd Unsavory Behavior Enabler) she’d set aside in case of a rough start. As pleasurable and as much of a timesaver as the AE3X was, with her passions rapidly on the rise she set it aside in favor of another tool of the trade. The ICBM (Inter-Cuntinental Ballistic Missile) was older and less sophisticated, but it had been a weapon in her arsenal for a long time, reliable, stalwart and true. She’d been using it since her very earliest field operations a decade before, and it had never failed her. Each time she used it, she was comforted by its familiarity. The ICBM, while not as advanced as her AE3X, did come equipped with two penetration aids, and had a variable speed modulator to allow the intensity of its output to be controlled directly by the operator. This made it vulnerable to detection from cavitation noise created by its twin propellor drive system, but it also created an experience in ecstasy to rival the best of them.

She went to work with it. Shortly following the weapon’s insertion in country, Tatyana had upgraded her alert systems to DEFCUM-2 (climax imminent). Only a few seconds thereafter came the BOOM (Blatantly Onanistic Orgasmic Moan) attendant upon an explosion that, were it less metaphorical, would surely have lit up the night sky. Tatyana collapsed in a prone position, thoroughly sated.

The novel should be in bookstores soon, and Clancy is rumored to be at work on a follow up for the GLBT crowd titled Queer and Present Danger.

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