Can You Believe I’m Such a Wiener?
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Written By: Eric Jensen
As I type these very words, I’m watching Quantum Leap. In this episode, Sam’s in a pretty crazy situation; he’s got a Japanese wife, his old galpal doesn’t like that at all, this that and the other. Before you know it, there’s all kinds of one thing leading to another and the Japanese wife sees Sam in a compromising position with the old galpal. Not that Sam was actually behaving improperly, it was just one of those TV misunderstandings. You know the type.
And it made me die inside! Even though I know full well that this situation will be resolved within an hour—and, given the premise of Quantum Leap, the ending will be very happy and morally righteous and awesome—but I couldn’t stand it. I just couldn’t bear to see the Japanese wife get upset, or for Sam to be thought a bad guy, or anything.
And I’m always like this when I watch stuff! I don’t just want happy endings, I want happy everythings. I want everything to go absolutely perfectly for every character from start to finish. Basically, I want everything I watch to be like an episode of Barney.
What the hell is wrong with me?
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October 26th, 2010 at 11:30 pm
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