Breakfast of Champions
Jun 19th, 2008 | By Eric Jensen | Category: Blogs
Even as I type these words, I’m eating Kellogg’s Limited Edition Indiana Jones Chocolate Cereal with Marshmallows. Can you believe it? You’d better believe it. I’m a man who loves special edition foodstuffs, especially when they’re tied in with a movie or a holiday, and lord knows I’m a man who loves Indiana Jones, so this is right up my alley.
The cereal pieces, they’re basically Coco Puffs. That’s fine by me, because Coco Puffs are truly tasty, as all right thinking people are well aware. Amongst these chocolatey nuggets are marshmallows in four distinct shapes. Here’s what the box says the marshmallows are meant to represent, followed by what they actually look like.
Indy’s Hat - Brown bell? Dung heap?
Temple of Akator - Yellow triangle
Torch - Brown triangle with lumps
Crystal Skull - Actually, this pretty much looks like it’s supposed to
I just ate two bowls, and rather than stop I think I’m just gonna keep eating and eating until the whole box is gone. If I could, I’d eat nothing but Indiana Jones cereal for the rest of my life.
But of course, that won’t be possible. It says right on the box that this is a limited edition, and this kind of awesome tie-in cereal never lasts forever. So if you want the chance to eat Coco Puffs with weird little brown things meant to be torches, or look at Harrison Ford’s sexy sexy face while you eat, now’s the time to do it. Snatch up this wonderful thing while you still can. Don’t miss this opportunity to ingest just a little bit of history.
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